| Senior Citizens | | Published: May 29, 2009 | Offbeat | 2169 clicks | 0 comments | | Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. |
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob:
"We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist:
"Of course we do."
Jacob:
"How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist:
"All kinds"
Jacob:
"Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist:
"Definitely."
Jacob:
"How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist:
"You bet!"
Jacob:
"Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist:
"Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob:
"What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist:
"Absolutely."
Jacob:
"Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist:
"We sure do."
Jacob:
"You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist:
"All speeds and sizes.."
Jacob:
"Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist:
"Sure."
Jacob:
"We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry" |
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