http://www.clumsycrooks.com/ Webzee - Amusing Things Found On The Web en-us http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/senior_citizens.htm Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Fri, 29 May 2009 09:22:16 EST http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/running_superfans___bribing_a_cop.htm We think it would be easier to maintain law and order if youre able to maintain a low resting heart rate. In this video, the Brooks camera crew follows us around as we hand out tips to keep law enforcement officials in tip-top crime-fighting shape. Thu, 28 May 2009 22:14:11 EST http://www.webzee.com/videos/good_cop_naked_cop.htm Time for interrogation! Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:07:24 EST http://www.webzee.com/videos/powersliding_is_not_a_crime.htm If you dig this video, powerslide your way down to the Santa Monica Pier where Levi's will be hosting the 3rd Annual Powersliding Competition on April 15th. I expect you ALL to be there, even if you've never touched a rail. There's gonna be some intense sliding, live music and other fun stuff. Thu, 09 Apr 2009 08:34:07 EST http://www.webzee.com/videos/girls_can_be_players_too.htm Don't be a fool, wrap your tool! Wed, 08 Apr 2009 15:53:21 EST http://www.webzee.com/videos/funny_fashion_makeover.htm Pretty funny video about how lame these fashion shows can be! Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:49:36 EST http://www.webzee.com/videos/50_to_let_a_blind_guy_drive_your_car.htm What would you take your chances with? Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:02:27 EST http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/10_lies_that_got_you_and_keep_you_in_credit_card_debt.htm While we don't have any credit card debt now, except for 0 APR balance transfers, there was a time when we did. Thu, 19 Mar 2009 07:57:17 EST http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/the_top_10_craziest_sex_laws_in_america.htm Laws are supposed to protects us, but when the government decides to get in our pants, some crazy stuff goes down! Thu, 19 Mar 2009 07:52:18 EST http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/the_most_violent_video_games_ever_made.htm Ready for a bloody good time? We dissect some of the goriest video games ever made. Tue, 17 Mar 2009 08:10:25 EST http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/5_ways_youll_know_the_recession_is_over.htm Record layoffs! Consumer confidence is in the tank! The Dow is trading at its lowest level since 1997! Fri, 06 Mar 2009 08:10:14 EST http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/13_things_your_grocer_wont_tell_you.htm 1. If you hate crowds and lines, shop at dinnertime (5 to 9 p.m.) or even later. Only 4 percent of shoppers hit the aisles between 9 p.m. and 8 a.m. Least-crowded day of the week? Wednesday. Fri, 27 Feb 2009 07:59:40 EST http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/16_more_tips_from_your_grocer.htm Get smarter at the supermarket with these tips from grocers. Fri, 27 Feb 2009 07:58:28 EST http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/airport_tantrum_is_an_online_hit.htm A clip of a hysterical passenger screaming at staff and writhing on the floor after missing a flight at Hong Kong airport has become a YouTube hit. Wed, 18 Feb 2009 07:54:14 EST http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/womans_nose_retrieved_from_pet_poodle.htm Italian police were called to catch a poodle that had bitten off the nose of its female owner before running into the garden. Wed, 18 Feb 2009 07:51:27 EST http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/bomb_squad_destroys_school_science_project.htm A Portland bomb squad destroyed a science project Saturday after they received reports of a suspicious package. Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:35:19 EST http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/woman_fails_driving_test_771_times.htm Police in South Korea say an elderly woman has failed her driving test for the 771st time. Fri, 06 Feb 2009 08:03:43 EST http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/potty_mouthed_president.htm Clips of Barack Obama using the kind of language not normally associated with a US President are spreading like wildfire online. Fri, 06 Feb 2009 07:54:59 EST http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/man_pulls_out_13_of_his_own_teeth_with_pliers.htm A former soldier pulled his own teeth out with a pair of pliers because he could not find a dentist to take on NHS patients. Thu, 05 Feb 2009 07:48:03 EST http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/iowa_city_police_say_man_showed_up_drunk_for_jail.htm Authorities say an Iowa City man may not have picked the best time to get loaded when he showed up drunk to serve a public intoxication sentence. Thu, 05 Feb 2009 07:45:28 EST http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/top_ten_super_bowl_ads_2008.htm Some of my favorite picks from the 2008 Super Bowl. Sun, 01 Feb 2009 12:18:57 EST http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/americas_worst_supermarket_foods.htm There may be no place on the planet more daunting than the American supermarket. Fri, 30 Jan 2009 07:40:26 EST http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/hack_your_brain.htm Do you ever want to change the way you see the world? Wouldn't it be fun to hallucinate on your lunch break? Although we typically associate such phenomena with powerful drugs like LSD or mescaline, it's easy to fling open the doors of perception without them: All it takes is a basic understanding of how the mind works. Mon, 12 Jan 2009 08:18:53 EST http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/popcorn_lead_police_to_burglar.htm A messy thief was arrested after a trail of popcorn kernels led police from a burglarized store to the suspect's living room. Tue, 06 Jan 2009 08:10:36 EST http://www.webzee.com/offbeat/nuns_sue_nyc_tenants_over_vomit_like_food_smells.htm Nuns who own a New York City apartment house have filed a lawsuit saying a tenant couple is stinking up the building with "horrible" food smells "similar to that of vomit or rotten meat." Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:01:13 EST